Thursday, November 23, 2006

Operation "New Gotchies" a year later: In the end

Salutations I proclaim to all the multitudes and multitudes of fans that are once again joining me for a thrilling new tale of wonder! I know your all wondering where I've been for so long and what amazing nuggets of truth I shall proclaim to the masses. Well, it's a tale that I would really have to seriously dumb down so everyone could understand. This is something that I am certainly not going to do. I will not succumb to your day to day mundane descriptions of a journey so grande that one could only understand if said person I was explaining this too was actually accompanying me... So I just plain won't.

Ok, so I wasn't on a grande adventure. I was just damned lazy and uninspired to write. Well... That and I finally realized... Wait a second, I don't have to explain myself to any of you! What the hell! I'm turning into some hipster doofus here.

So after a much awaited new blog, I figured I'd start out with something a little on the lighter side of things. I have exactly 24 new blog titles that are awaiting my gracious time to write, but some are a little, well, less than tasteful. So to draw you all back in, I'm going to start out slow and then when your not looking, I'm going to throw a trout at your face! BAM! You won't know what hit you, but then you'll look at the ground see the trout and think to yourself "Oh yeah, he said he was going to do that." So with no further stalling, here is my story...

Operation new gotchies a year later: In the end

Well it's now a year later and my drawers are laced with drawers haha! Ok, lame. But seriously, my dresser is partially filled with new and semi new gotchies. Thats right folks, this past year has been filled with the amazing comfort and fit of the boxer brief variety of gitch.

When I wrote the original gotch blog I was only in day 2 of wearing them and already at that point I was quite taken with this amazing new to me male undergarment. Naturally it seemed like it was the only real gotch to wear. It wasn't as restricting as the regular brief, it has MUCH more support than the boxer and not as provocative as the bikini brief which is really like man panties or "manties".

Now a year later I've purchased many a pair of the goodness that are boxer briefs. Though I still have all my old gotchies as backup, and still wear them occasionally when I haven't done laundry in a few weeks... I'm a bachelor, what can I say?

I do have to say after the initial weirdness of my first purchasing extravaganza at Walmart, the purchasing aspect of gotch didn't seem so odd. I actually purchased more later that fateful week, and even more as the year went on.

Other than my occasional romp through the house with nothing more on me than the boxer briefs, the odd gotch dance I do, playing guitar in nothing but gotch, sitting in my gotch on the new leather furniture, sleeping in gotch, chasing kids down the street with a stick wearing only gotch, there's nothing too much to report really...

In conclusion I have to rate the boxer brief as a 8.5 out of 10. I still get the occasional ride up my ass crack and sometimes the leg cuffs stretch a bit and bunch up a bit, but I certainly don't have to deal with the problems of any other gotch! Well, I do when I don't do laundry, but thats my own damned fault.

So that's pretty much it ladies and germs. I'm a converted boxer brief wearer. I don't think I'll go any other way ever again. Perhaps I'll grace the afterlife commando though. If I'm going to live an eternity I might as well do it free and hangin' loose!

7 Comments:

At 8:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kay, while reading your latest bit of genius, I had a thought - I know way too much about your underwear.

 
At 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a big fan of the boxer brief (or sport brief). I hate wearing tighties and having my balls stick out the side. IT SUCKS!!!!! well said Baldman, well said.

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger Denise said...

Well, I have to agree with janager. The exact same thought was going through my head.

Second to that, the only consolation to the second comment was, at least he's anonymous. Just don't wanna know!

 
At 11:57 AM, Blogger b0rt said...

Hey, there's nothing more important to a man than his gotch situation. It pretty much should be common knowledge to the women of the world. You ladies will just have to learn to accept what men have to say about gotch.

Janager: You know you love it. And you know that I know that you love it!

Joey: Thanks for the great feedback, we all are better for knowing that bro!

Denise: I'm thinking that perhaps you should do a blog on your gotch situation. I would have said the same to Janager however she doesn't have a blog. That and women gotch are MUCH more interesting than men gotch. Actually, if you ladies don't, I just might! Now I just need a model... Know anyone? :)

 
At 6:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I also agree with the "knowing too much about your underwear" comments, and for other people reading this, I'm his sister! But I am glad to finally see a new blog...5 months was too long of a gap. Don't wait so long next time.

A

 
At 3:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lovin the imagery .. after about four hours (and with the help of some charts and graphs that my friends made for me to aid me getting your jokes) ... I laughed uncontrollably for 5 hours. and that just aint good for the old bread basket .. -- smell what I'm cookin? -- I especially liked the tongue in cheek title. "In the end"! Yes, I am that savy that I picked up on that right away!! .... eewww wait a second tongue in cheek!? .. gross .. I have to wash now...

(guess who this anonymous commenter is for a fresh $5 bill from Jason. Let the games begin !!)

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger b0rt said...

I know who the anonymous is. I owe nobody nuttin!

 

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